Cougar Dating

The Top 5 ways to know if you're a cougar

COUGAR: An attractive, passionate,hot woman in her 30's or 40's who is on the hunt once again. She may be found in the usual hunting grounds: nightclubs, bars, beaches, etc. She will not play the usual B.S. games in which women in their early twenties usually participate.

The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to a real hottie or hot m.i.l.f.

Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her stuff together.

(MILF – Mother I’d Like to ____)

Famous Cougars:

Millions of them. More famously, Demi and Ashton, Naomi Watts and Heath Ledger (R.I.P.), Joan Collins and her hubby, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, and the former union of Cameron and Justin.

You Might Be a Cougar if…

1. You spend an inordinate amount of time hanging out by the Play Stations and “Guitar Hero” games at Wal-mart.

2. You chat it up in the online Movie forums with all your entries under The Coen Brothers and Quentin Tarantino.

3. You can quote more than three Dane Cook sketches – verbatim.

4. You frequent Abercrombie & Fitch but look right through the female help and never buy any clothes.

5. Your new boyfriend says “like” like about 27 times in every sentence.

To be a cougar or not to be a cougar - that is the question. Frankly, I have yet to find a 20-something worthy! My personal experience is that the title; Cougar, is a complete misnomer. A hot MILF simply need be present and the cubs come crawling, begging to be taken into the den. There is no hunt, no stalking.

For today, this cougar rests, and waits for the King of the Jungle.

Savvy Jones